#13 / Once again the old saying “there’s one in every crowd” means exactly me
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How did I miss the boat again and so severely?
#12 / I am very sorry for my recent behaviour almost constantly
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Like right now. I’m sorry I made that headline because I’ve got other ideas already
#11 / Your friends are your super-powers
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But we’ll get to that after I talk about my new hat, which is also a super-power. Mostly.
#10 / Let’s see what this one will be about
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Planning is for cowards and pre-planning is for super-cowards. It’s just over-doing it.
The downside of losing weight when you’re older
Good thing you’re bolder, too.
#9 / Some teachers matter and are included when you count your lucky stars
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I don’t know if you remember your public school years the way I remember mine, but let me tell you, I could write a book. It would be full of the things I thought were funny back then like anything fart-related.
Imperfect Angels
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My father had two things to say to me before he died, and he was ceremonious about it.
#8 / We are all the same, only different
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Good ideas, or at least ideas that seem good, are what get me up in the morning, and I usually go straight to my laptop and type them in before I forget them. But this morning, I forgot my idea. I know what it wasn’t though, in case there are any consolation prizes.
#7 / Sometimes I forget how funny things are
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Like at three in the morning when I think about my four dollar avocado and whether it will make it through the night, where’s the cat, cheese (toasted mostly), my lines from The Pirates of Penzance when I was in grade seven, that stupid dress, where the third juggling ball went, etc.
#6 / Out out damn spot
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I can unsee whatever I want.
It’s a super-power.
#5 / Hang on to your hat, and everything else, too!
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I think most minimalists are faking it and I’d like to see inside their cupboards.
