Things I can’t quite get the swing of

Some lists take longer than others. Not this one. This list was so much of a breeze, there will likely be sequels.

Things I can’t quite get the swing of:

1. The ripeness of avacodos (and the spelling?)

2. When it’s inappropriate to laugh and how to stop if it’s too late

3. Good eyebrows

4. Putting my hair up without looking like Hilda Ogden

5. How to be just a little enthusiastic

6. Banking

7. The Goddamn television

8. Eggplant

9. Dresses

10. Just a sip or just a taste