Those? Oh. They’re my scruples.
Old-fashioned words and phrases that need to be replaced.
Heavens to Betsy/Murgatroyd
Heavens to Olivia/Noah
Knee high to a grasshopper
Knee high to a mojito
You sound like a broken record
You sound like a glitch
Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans
Oh shut up
Do not touch that dial
How in the hell do you turn this thing on?
Dance as if no one is watching
Somebody’s always watching
Nothing tastes as good as skinny feels
See #2 above
I think, therefore I am
I drink, therefore I am
Be yourself, everyone else is taken
Be yourself, identity theft is frowned upon
Oh shut up
Old-fashioned words and phrases that need to be restated during this era (error?) of Trump, because the way things are going, we might run out of suitable insults. These are attributed to Theodore Roosevelt – no kidding – who apparently was in possession of a time-machine.
Being who belongs to the cult of non-virility
Fragrant man swine
Handshake like a wilted petunia
Little emasculated mass of inanity
A mind that functions at six guinea-pig power
Miserable little snob