The downside of losing weight when you’re older
Good thing you’re bolder, too.
Baggy clothes make you look poor, which could easily come true if you keep replacing everything
If people do notice, they don’t say anything in case you’re dying
Your new glasses look even stupider
Unless you take up ice cream again, and in a big way quickly, you must abandon the new sunglasses that came all the way from Paris, you idiot
Other flaps get flappier in a surprising and sometimes audible way?