#9 / Some teachers matter and are included when you count your lucky stars
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I don’t know if you remember your public school years the way I remember mine, but let me tell you, I could write a book. It would be full of the things I thought were funny back then like anything fart-related.
Imperfect Angels
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My father had two things to say to me before he died, and he was ceremonious about it.
#8 / We are all the same, only different
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Good ideas, or at least ideas that seem good, are what get me up in the morning, and I usually go straight to my laptop and type them in before I forget them. But this morning, I forgot my idea. I know what it wasn’t though, in case there are any consolation prizes.
#7 / Sometimes I forget how funny things are
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Like at three in the morning when I think about my four dollar avocado and whether it will make it through the night, where’s the cat, cheese (toasted mostly), my lines from The Pirates of Penzance when I was in grade seven, that stupid dress, where the third juggling ball went, etc.
#6 / Out out damn spot
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I can unsee whatever I want.
It’s a super-power.
#5 / Hang on to your hat, and everything else, too!
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I think most minimalists are faking it and I’d like to see inside their cupboards.
A Place on the Lake
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My father was the Maytag Repairman.
Sort of.
#4 / Crowds are for the birds
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I live in the Bluffs, an area that I discourage you from visiting due to everyone who is already visiting.
#3 / I’m feeling funny about this, three
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I’m still hibernating, thank you, and no,
I don’t want to go for a hike.
