Things you don’t see in your mirror at home

Things you don’t see in your mirror at home, but you see clearly in other mirrors.

1. Sparkling chin-hairs

2. Scattered but meaningful wrinkles on your jacket

3. Scattered but meaningful wrinkles on your neck

4. Very defined eyebrow-pencil stripes

5. Shifty eyes (that’s an “f”)

6. A nipple-bump – or both of them – and maybe a third?

7. You are ruggedly handsome

8. Misaligned breasts

9. You’re melting

10. Front wedgie?

    Disclaimer: None of these things have ever happened to me, nor am I certain they exist.
    
    Also, as I’ve said before, I like my lists in tens but this is an exception. I deleted one that was so rude it made me cackle. I am cackling right now. I will add it later when nobody’s looking.