Things you don’t see in your mirror at home
Things you don’t see in your mirror at home, but you see clearly in other mirrors.
Scattered but meaningful wrinkles on your jacket
Scattered but meaningful wrinkles on your neck
Very defined eyebrow-pencil stripes
Shifty eyes (that’s an “f”)
A nipple-bump – or both of them – and maybe a third?
You are ruggedly handsome
Disclaimer: None of these things have ever happened to me, nor am I certain they exist.
Also, as I’ve said before, I like my lists in tens but this is an exception. I deleted one that was so rude it made me cackle. I am cackling right now. I will add it later when nobody’s looking.