All in Feeling Funny
I Spinach, Therefore I Yam
Thankfully, this headline is for fun, like everything should be
The Bread Also Rises
This is why aprons
Tra-La
Left the house early, into the still morning, heady with fragrance, lilacs practically licking me as I walked up the street, little Daisy humming at my side, and, obviously, commas galore
These Gifts
Three robins, a lovely ghost, all the words, and make-believe tulips
I sprained my eyes looking for reason
Alas, it’s nowhere in sight, but heigh-fucking-ho anyway an shit like that
All my life I’ve been in situations where I just stand there, shrug, and go “I don’t fucking know”
So here is the outline for my next book: The Awkward Cat’s Guide To Shit You Don’t Have A Clue About But Should
Change of Fart
Ass you can-can seethe, spellcheck’s back!
I Am A Duck Whisperer
Didn’t even know it until I had something to say
Turdle
Why I avoided Wordle
Lyrical Enlightenment
I stood corrected on this one until I fell over
A Million Things That Taste As Good As Skinny Feels
I am cutting my calories in half. Can you hear the little fuckers screaming?
Happy January 36th!
Still working on January portion of self-improvements, including curbing my delusions of grandeur, so have cancelled February
Winging in the New Year
Everyone should have a disco ball in their front window all the time
Last time I paddle-boarded I hollered to everyone who mitten-pointed at me I AM IN DENIAL
But now I am in love with Winter. Again.
Heigh-Fucking-Ho
Got the come-back phone call yesterday while out for a three-and-a-half-hour hike so I sort of get it but still
Second guesses are too late
So I started a new blog and I have doubts
Meditation is like blue cheese dip
Just fine thank you until you hit a lump
Fall is Prarie Dogging
Sorry Fall, but you’re being an asshole, or as we northerners like to say, an arsehole
