The Very Fun Truth About THC-less CBD Oil
Shit gets you high
Last time I paddle-boarded I hollered to everyone who mitten-pointed at me I AM IN DENIAL
But now I am in love with Winter. Again.
Heigh-Fucking-Ho
Got the come-back phone call yesterday while out for a three-and-a-half-hour hike so I sort of get it but still
Second guesses are too late
So I started a new blog and I have doubts
Meditation is like blue cheese dip
Just fine thank you until you hit a lump
Fall is Prarie Dogging
Sorry Fall, but you’re being an asshole, or as we northerners like to say, an arsehole
Daisy’s gone all Blanche DuBois in this heat
She still looks like Don Knotts but is acting like an aging Southern belle, reclining on the couch most of the time, somewhat crumpled, wondering where’s the motherfucking julips
My road home was paved with good intentions
But what happens at the cottage really does stay there
Lemonade Anyone?
I have so many lemons I’m practically swimming in the fuckers
My Scripted Life
YOU: Want to go get a coffee?
ME: I think you spelled Tequila wrong
There’s no place like home-row
It’s like flying. Equal parts joy and terror.
A: Tequila!
Q: What did you get for your second shot?
Me at the garden centre: I’ll take one of everything!!!
(Exactly what I used to say every time I walked into a bar)
Pathetiquette
How to Artfully Dodge and not be a deke
Vanity Scare
Fucking boo
The plight of the red-winged blackbird
Those red and yellow stripes aren’t peathers they’re pucking war medals
