Stupid things I’ve heard people say
Some of these I may have imagined. Others I heard a long time ago, and what with one thing or another, I may not remember them exactly. I have made almost no effort toward accuracy, and have instead speculated freely.
– Donald Trump (pet name for coffee with wifefe, Melania)
We have so many things that we have to do better, Lester. And certainly cyber is one of them.
– Donald Trump (to favoured bath toy, Lester)
– Louis C.K.
Don’t watch this!
– R. Kelly
We are in hot water!
We are in over our heads!
I think that gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman.
– Arnold Schwarzenegger
I've been noticing gravity since I was very young.
– Cameron Diaz or Sir Isaac Newton (it’s a quiz!)
It is wonderful to be here in the great state of Chicago.
– Dan Quayle, former U.S. Vice-President
We’ve got to pause and ask ourselves: How much clean air do we need?
– Lee Iaocca