Things for which alcohol really is the answer
Things for which alcohol really is the answer:
When the question is why do you smell like a pirate?
Regret, especially long-standing
When you prefer alcohol to be the question
When you just took one step forward and it’s time for the backward two
When the question is what do you take in your coffee?
When you reach 10 in a list about things for which alcohol really is the answer
When you had to remove number four due to inappropriateness